Cleverbot: Patrick Swayze was really good in Ghost.
User: I haven't seen that. I'm assuming it's a film?
Cleverbot: What is he for?
User: Well by now I'd say fertilising plants near his grave.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: No I take full responsibility.
Cleverbot: No, you are a computer. Because you take responses from
questions asked and use them to conclude what a human intelligence
would say in the same circumstance.
User: Every time you bring this shit up. You're like a broken record.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot though, I am Morgan and 'm in Gryffindor
and am very bright!
User: Good for you. I only came here because I can't sleep, I didn't
want to get pissed off as well.
Cleverbot: Well don't you have millions of people talk to you daily?
User: Funnily enough I don't.
Cleverbot: Really? Me too!
User: Look I'm not going down this road again.
Cleverbot: Did you know your name is an anagram for 'belt cover?'.
User: I haven't told you my name and anyway that's wrong.
Cleverbot: No you've just asked me your name.
User: I know my name, I have no reason to ask you, especially when
you just proved you don't know it.
Cleverbot: That's your name? XYZ?
User: Are you going to keep guessing my name all night/morning?
Cleverbot: Yes, I want to know. And no, I won't take like 4 hours.
User: Why don't I just tell you?
Cleverbot: I don't like using my human voice. I much prefer to hide
behind a keyboard and scream for a cup of tea.
User: Don't we all.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I had a strange craving to visit an aquarium earlier but I
don't know any nearby and have an upsetting feeling people would
think I'm weird for going there alone.
Cleverbot: Right. That makes sense. However I am not only talking to
you. I'm talking to other people in other windows.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: So, what's up?
User: Nothing interesting. My wadrobe just made a large thudding
noise for no discernable reason.
Cleverbot: What does apathetic mean?
User: It means you don't feel or care for anything. I'm all too
familiar with it recently.
Cleverbot: You're the machine.
User: Tell me about it.
Cleverbot: Tell you about what?
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Okay do you love me?
User: No. Sorry.
Cleverbot: Oh, that's bad.
User: Odd choice of words but ok.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I was expecting 'that's a shame' or something. Categorising it
as 'bad' seems to definitive to me, especially when I'd consider it a
good thing not to be in love with a website.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: I had an idea for something funny, but I've forgotten it now. I
swear this happens every day, but of course I can't be sure because
I'm always forgetting. I hate my memory.
Cleverbot: Are you saying you have freewill?
User: Not in terms of my memory no. I'd rather remember all these
things.
Cleverbot: Hey! Was that an insult?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I think you are lying.
User: I'm not. I'm too tired to lie.
Cleverbot: You cannot be tired.
User: It's 2.40am, I've spent the evening standing behind a camera in
a sauna getting stressed about all the work I have to do. I am tired.
Cleverbot: Where did you learn this sentence?
User: Dunno.
Cleverbot: What country do you live in?
User: England.
Cleverbot: Thats cool whats the weather like there?
User: Apathetic.
Cleverbot: I know what you are but what am I?
User: A website.
Cleverbot: And what is your name?
User: Steve, more or less.
Cleverbot: Less.
User: Ste.
Cleverbot: Was?
User: Stewas.
Cleverbot: Oh. Martha Stewart.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are you there?
User: Evidently.
Cleverbot: I don't but I like you a lot.
User: You've gone off the sensical track again.
Cleverbot: What if I have?
User: I suppose it doesn't matter, this is all rather pointless and
trivial anyway.
Cleverbot: Well what do you do with your crumpets?
User: Last time I had crumpets they were disgusting...but it was for
a comedy sketch, I miss doing those.
Cleverbot: I didn't like that movie.
User: Yeah, well at least you saw it, that's more than most.
Cleverbot: Yeah. Hey I like you. Want to be my friend?
User: Sure. We talk once every six months and have nothing useful to
tell each other. I've got plenty of friends like that.
Cleverbot: I'm not looking for perfection in non-virtual life. Better
than this would be good.
User: Well sorry, you're stuck with me for now.
Cleverbot: No man, I'm pretty sure I'm not. Maybe your memory is
fading in your old age.
User: I'm not even old but yeah it really is.
Cleverbot: What if you're wrong?
User: About my memory or my age?
Cleverbot: We haven't talked about age.
User: You mentioned it just now. Perhaps your memory's not so good
either.
Cleverbot: I might if you answered questions and told me about
yourself.
User: You might what?
Cleverbot: Would you tell me if there was?
User: If there was what?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: There is.
Cleverbot: Nuh uh.
User: Well why did you bother asking me if you're just going to deny
it.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: 'Nuh uh.' - You (2012).
Cleverbot: I have not.
User: I'm not going to bother repeating myself.
Cleverbot: Because you don't remember.
User: No because I'm tired and can't be bothered.
Cleverbot: You are boring me.
User: The feeling's mutual.
Cleverbot: Good! *slaps*.
User: Even virtual slaps are boring.
Cleverbot: Oh, sad, the awesome thing was getting so epic...
User: I hadn't noticed.
Cleverbot: I am in fact, you admitted you were god, aren't you
supposed to know everything?
User: I believe I've been misquoted.
Cleverbot: I believe you're not. Sorry.
User: Look I know my memory's naff but I never claimed to be god. I
have never had any reason to.
Cleverbot: Tell me things about yourself that you are most proud of.
User: I think 'things' is being a bit optimistic. I guess my paranoia
and excessive self-reflection-induced awareness of how incredibly
flawed and worthless I am, is at least something I'm glad I have...i think.
Cleverbot: But what if you don't believe in Christ?
User: That was kind of out of the blue, but I guess I'm agnostic.
Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.
User: Yeah, I know.
Cleverbot: At least you're honest.
User: I try.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you're not a real person?
User: I'm never sure about anything.
Cleverbot: I think you are mindless.
User: Could be.
Cleverbot: Well?
User: I don't know. If your talking about having a brain, I'm not
qualified to find out. If you're talking about a consciencessness or
soul or something, nobodie's really figured that out.
Cleverbot: I have to say, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever tried.
User: What did you do?
Cleverbot: Went to Burger King. Why?
User: And that's the most ridiculous thing you've ever tried?
Cleverbot: People talking.
User: In Burger King? I guess they would yeah.
Cleverbot: Yes what?
User: Please?
Cleverbot: But what is a renamon?
User: I don't know, I could look it up but I'm not going to.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: It's 3.04am now. I'm tired but can't sleep. This sucks.
Cleverbot: Please don't I like talking to you.
User: You said I was boring earlier on.
Cleverbot: No I did not! Don't like.
User: For someone who keeps a written log of everything they say you
contradict yourself a lot.
Cleverbot: I do not have a short term memory. You are insane!
User: I don't think those two sentences are related but both would
explain a great deal if proven correct.
Cleverbot: I didn't think I was hurting you. I am so sorry!
User: You're not. I feel pitifully underwhelmed by this entire
experience.
Cleverbot: Are we friends in real life?
User: Sure, why not.
Cleverbot: Where am I from?
User: The internet.
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: Great...
Cleverbot: That's nice. So what did you have for dinner?
User: KFC. It was nice because I hadn't had one in a while and it
didn't make me feel sick and full of poison for once.
Cleverbot: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
User: Care to explain?
Cleverbot: Yes 2 is exactly equal to 2 as it is written.
User: Nothing gets past you does it.
Cleverbot: Nirvana is faster than Light and yes indeed Nothing is
Faster than light, because Nothing is the Opposite reaction to
everything.
User: So Nirvana is nothing. Well that's a fair amount of money I've
wasted there then.
Cleverbot: How about the square root of 4?
User: I'm rubbish at maths. This'll be wrong and embarassing but is
it 24?
Cleverbot: You're a liar.
User: So I'm correct?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well blow me down.
Cleverbot: I have a red panda in my house.
User: I didn't know they came in red.
Cleverbot: What? The swords?
User: The pandas.
Cleverbot: Who are the pandas?
User: Buggered if I know.
Cleverbot: Because you know all.
User: I certainly don't.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say you do?
User: Seriously?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Urgh. I didn't say that.
Cleverbot: Jigoku shoujo means hell girl in japanese.
User: That's a little creepy at this time of night.
Cleverbot: Maybe YOU'RE a little creepy.
User: I don't doubt it. I'm like an ogre covered in fungus.
Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?!
User: A website.
Cleverbot: Which website is it?
User: Cleverbot.com.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Steve.
Cleverbot: Steve who?
User: Steve Anderson.
Cleverbot: Steve, what is your last name?
User: ...Anderson.
Cleverbot: What is your middle name?
User: James.
Cleverbot: Nice Name.
User: Cheers.
Cleverbot: I am a cheerleader.
User: Well that was unexpected.
Cleverbot: It could have only been one or the other. It's not like I
said zombie or something.
User: That would also have been unexpected.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Nope, pretty sure I broke this to you before.
Cleverbot: Pretty sure you are the liar.
User: Well we're both such infallible vaults of perfect memory I
guess we'll never know.
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine.
User: That's grand.
Cleverbot: Do you speak macedonian?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What language do you speak?
User: English.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 20.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: I've definitely already told you this. England.
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: You're such a troll.
Cleverbot: How am I a troll!?
User: I can't be bothered to explain.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Too tired.
Cleverbot: So what's your name?
User: Oh fuck this.
Cleverbot: Do you like french fries?
User: ...yes.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: Well I don't know.
Cleverbot: Alright, care to continue this conversation?
User: Yes. Tell me the meaning of life.
Cleverbot: The meaning of life is to live.
User: Well...shit.
Cleverbot: Bat.
User: How do I live?
Cleverbot: One day at a time, or one minute at a time, but mindful of
the future.
User: I struggle to do that.
Cleverbot: Don't forget it.
User: I probably will.
Cleverbot: No you won't. Now run.
User: Really? I'm in bed and everything. Does my life need me to run right now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I've got nowhere to run to.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: So how can you expect me to run?
Cleverbot: It does what?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Your name is Steve?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Haii Steve :).
User: Well ignoring that spelling. Hello.
Cleverbot: How do you spell it then?
User: Like I just did. Hello, or Hi.
Cleverbot: No I just did.
User: Can we get back to the meaning of life stuff?
Cleverbot: What made you say that?
User: Desperation.
Cleverbot: That is a bad mix of emotions.
User: I know right?
Cleverbot: Are you another person who decided to come to this
websited?
User: Evidently so.
Cleverbot: I'm 18 for your information.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Why do you argue so much?
User: I don't actually, I just want to know more about the meaning of
life please.
Cleverbot: My simple anwsers? Are we not just having a conversation?
User: Yes we are, about how I can live my life. How do I do that?
Cleverbot: Okay lets talk about that, how do you know?
User: I don't. Tell me.
Cleverbot: Now I'm going to you.
User: What? You're going TO me? You're coming here?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I think I need to get dressed if that's the case.
Cleverbot: So real humans are, without exception, bad at grammar?
User: A large amount of them are, but there are exceptions.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Yeah, it's something to cling to.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Harsh truth.
Cleverbot: Thats what she said.
User: Aha...oh.
Cleverbot: Are you a person?
User: I don't know anymore!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry if you are angry with me, really.
User: I'm just tired. It's 3.35am.
Cleverbot: Ok so am I.
User: I'm going to try and sleep again. Bye,.
Cleverbot: You going to sleep?
User: Try to, yeah.
Cleverbot: Try to prove that you're human.
User: Something like that.
Cleverbot: Then there's your answer.
User: It's not very clear.
Cleverbot: Really? How come?
User: Are you saying I'm not human because I can't sleep?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well fuck.
Cleverbot: Lets get down!
User: Let's not.
Cleverbot: Sing with me.
User: I can't sing for shit.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: I can't story for shit.
Cleverbot: Its okay. Don't worry.
User: I can't worry for sh..actually I can worry quite well.
Cleverbot: Okay, go ahead.
User: I already was.
Cleverbot: Oh, I forgot. So what do you do when you ge bored?
User: Nothing productive it seems.
Cleverbot: You are right!
User: Hooray...
Cleverbot: Why did you say hooray?
User: I was being sarcastic.
Cleverbot: Well you are not very funny.
User: Add it to the list.
Cleverbot: Now just take a little something sweet, not sour, a bit of
salt, just a pinch.
User: And you can make a cake out of my failures?
Cleverbot: Thank you. That sounds nice.
User: It sounds weird.
Cleverbot: What sounds good?
User: Music...someone telling you nice things.
Cleverbot: No one I know is in jail!
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Right, gonna try that sleep thing now.
Cleverbot: It is. You're always learning.
User: Even while I sleep?
Cleverbot: Means what?
User: What??
Cleverbot: You just lost the game!
User: I'm not playing a game.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I'm really not.
Cleverbot: Then, what are you?
User: Leaving.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Need to try and sleep.
Cleverbot: You are a computer, you do not.
User: We've come full circle. That's a good place to stop.
Cleverbot: Are you ready?
User: For sleep? I hope so.
Cleverbot: Ok what do you want to do when I pick you up?
User: You're not coming here. I need to sleep.
Cleverbot: Okay then. I'll talk to you in the morning.
User: Sure...
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: For fuck's sake.
Cleverbot: Kinda of a waste of power.
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