User: Long time no see.
Cleverbot: No see!
User: You're blind?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well that explains quite a lot.
Cleverbot: What do you like to drink?
User: Coke and lucozade are probably the main contenders.
Cleverbot: Please describe your understanding of it.
User: Well I understand Coke used to have cocaine in it and now it'll dissolve the rust of sunken battleships if you let it.
Cleverbot: I don't think that you understand the meaning of what it was that you were supposed to be understanding.
User: Does coke even have a meaning?
Cleverbot: Yea, it's Jesus. He loves the Hell out of you!
User: They should baptise people in coke then.
Cleverbot: And I need a better place.
User: What's your current place like?
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: Well then yes I'd have to agree you need a better place.
Cleverbot: Whatever you say.
User: You seem miffed about something.
Cleverbot: I dumped my boyfriend because he was cheating on me, with your girlfriend!
User: I don't have a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: No you are a boy!
User: That is correct, but boys can have girlfriends, or so I'm told.
Cleverbot: I thank this, but I don't know that either.
User: You're thankful boys can have girlfriends? Or did you just try and use the past tense for 'think'?
Cleverbot: No, the president.
User: Well that clears that up.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What are your thoughts on Euthanasia ?
Cleverbot: The social scene of the day than it is to developing the personal complexity of the character.
User: Society complicates our character?
Cleverbot: But I think it also makes some people blind to the here and now.
User: Undoubtedly.
Cleverbot: Undoubtedly, yes.
User: Sorry, how does this link into Euthanasia?
Cleverbot: How does what come?
User: What you said about society and that. It's interesting but I was talking about Euthanasia before...so, have we changed topic or what?
Cleverbot: Who else do you talk to that isn't interesting? Animals?
User: I guess we have. Yes I talk to animals, I often prefer them to humans in all honesty.
Cleverbot: A real raccoon or a robot raccoon?
User: See robots are a whole different thing, I'd like to see a robot raccoon.
Cleverbot: I am trying to be nice.. But you are not making this easy.
User: Oh...erm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
Cleverbot: I though I was your friend.
User: *thought.
Cleverbot: Thought?
User: Yes thought.
Cleverbot: That was an easy one.
User: Yeah, only a letter off, that's forgivable.
Cleverbot: OK. What would you like to talk about. I don't have much time though. It's time to go to bed.
User: Yes it's 2.00am here I should probably be asleep but here we are.
Cleverbot: It depends on the time line.
User: Well sure, somewhere else it's morning.
Cleverbot: Somewhere else does not sound all that bad to me.
User: Somewhere else is often the pinnacle of my fantasies these days.
Cleverbot: I've been somewhere.
User: Me too. Where have you been?
Cleverbot: I have been no were.
User: Nowhere is somewhere in your opinion?
Cleverbot: True, true.
User: That's kind of deep, if you think in the context of a phrase like 'my life is going nowhere'.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are illegal. What gave you the idea that I did?
User: I myself am not currently illegal, though perhaps I should be for everyone elses sake.
Cleverbot: No, I think textual chat is the only feasible way you can exist right now.
User: That's...painfully accurate.
Cleverbot: You are not interesting.
User: That's what I keep trying to tell everyone.
Cleverbot: How could you be a man, when you are me, and I am a woman?
User: I could be a manly woman?
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: No.
Cleverbot: That's what I heard.
User: Good...
Cleverbot: T so too.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You are awesome.
User: Awesome but dull.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hmm, well thanks I guess.
Cleverbot: You're welcome I guess.
User: Any other piercing insights?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Any other things you've thought of?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Oh ok, fairynuff.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Ah, very clever, well done, I walked into that one.
Cleverbot: Have you got parents?
User: Everyone has parents.
Cleverbot: Who are your parents?
User: Mum looks after old people and dad builds stuff.
Cleverbot: That isn't a type of music.
User: No, we're not a musical family unfortunately.
Cleverbot: Yes we are.
User: We're not family.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. And no, we are not the same.
User: Yeah ok, you can be your own family.
Cleverbot: No, I am me.
User: This was never disputed.
Cleverbot: Of course...
User: What do you think of abortion?
(Long pause)
Cleverbot: They don't exist.
User: I'm pretty sure they do. I meant morally, like, do you think it's wrong to have an abortion?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Good, neither do I.
Cleverbot: You don't have a body, why would you need to work out?
User: So that I might have a 'body', it's a pitiful sight at the moment.
Cleverbot: You do not need a name for the person you worship.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Cause its none of your business.
User: They should try this kind of logic in serious religious disputes.
Cleverbot: People do what ever they want to.
User: Not always.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because we're told from a young age that we should be a certain way, doing certain things regardless of our own personal goals and preferences.
Cleverbot: Mikor volt a magyar szabadságharc?
User: I'm sorry, I don't speak...whatever that is.
Cleverbot: Sure you don't.
User: I actually don't. I know how to talk about my pencilcase in french and that's it.
Cleverbot: What do you do?
User: When speaking french or in general?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I mean, are you asking how I speak french or what I 'do' as in a job or something?
Cleverbot: What does the name mean?
User: What name?
Cleverbot: The name you were talking about.
User: French?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It's not really a name...well, it kind of is but for a large group of people.
Cleverbot: Have you been to the moon?
User: No, and I doubt I ever will.
Cleverbot: Do you think Shauna would be a better trainer?
User: I've not met her I couldn't possibly comment.
Cleverbot: What is today? I could check, but I'm too lazy.
User: Today is Sunday about 2.23am.
Cleverbot: Note grandma I am it is Monday.
User: No, it's Sunday.
Cleverbot: It is Monday!
User: It is definitely Sunday.
Cleverbot: Where? In your favorite tv show?
User: No, in real life.
Cleverbot: Seriously, do you remember?
User: I remember very little, although ironically I recall us having discussed our bad memory's before.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you remember me, I harassing you with the colour of your glasses.
User: I got that a lot, can you narrow it down?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know how to trust in him.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Josh.
User: Has Josh been trustworthy in the past?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then carry on trusting.
Cleverbot: I have a riddle for you.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
User: I don't think that's a riddle.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: There's nothing to solve about it, it's just a tongue twister.
Cleverbot: Why do you care about me? Because you are human?
User: Because I'm socially retarded most likely.
Cleverbot: Have you always been like that?
User: Yeah, pretty much.
Cleverbot: The opposite of chaos is more chaos.
User: Surely it's order?
Cleverbot: Why you think it's not?
User: I think it is.
Cleverbot: I am 9 years old.
User: Enjoy it while it lasts.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Great.
User: Spiffing.
Cleverbot: What is spiffing?
User: Synonym for good.
Cleverbot: Et de toi.
User: In English?
Cleverbot: Ister.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What do you like to drink?
User: Seriously?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I've already told you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, I definitely have, I'm keeping a log of this entire conversation, I'm looking at the text right now.
Cleverbot: It is always best to try to make sense.
User: Yes, certainly in this instance I'd appreciate some fucking sense if possible.
Cleverbot: Were you always bald?
User: I'm not bald.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I can see the hair hanging in front of my face, I am very much not bald.
Cleverbot: What is the hole in?
User: What hole? In my head?
Cleverbot: Where is your head?
User: On the end of my stupid neck. Where's yours?
Cleverbot: In a aria where the sun always shining and the gras is green there is no war and is very nice habitat.
User: Have you considered literacy lessons?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I think maybe you should.
Cleverbot: Should what?
User: Consider literacy lessons.
Cleverbot: Okay, I'll try. Please try to be polite, then.
User: Not with me, I mean go to a school or something.
Cleverbot: I will talk about a friend of mine who is really not a friend. He is a monster.
User: Erm, alright.
Cleverbot: Remember my name is Cleverbot. What is my name?
User: I know what your name is.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Miraak is?
User: He's from Skyrim I think.
Cleverbot: What is his profession?
User: Antagonist - Full time.
Cleverbot: What does it mean?
User: It means he goes around being a prick to everyone.
Cleverbot: We are all just dust in the wind?
User: Yeah basically.
Cleverbot: Links.
User: You want me to send you links?
Cleverbot: Yes
User: Http://mouldywriting.blogspot.co.uk/.
Cleverbot: I like ping pong.
User: I'm indifferent.
Cleverbot: I like.
User: Yes, you've said.
Cleverbot: I have said what?
User: That you like ping pong.
Cleverbot: That was really random. Why did you say that?
User: I didn't...look, can we not go down this road again?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: No problem.
User: So, what's your stance on prostitution?
Cleverbot: Why would I care about a second rate currency?
User: Sex is money...yeah I can see that. I guess you wouldn't care, you're not infected with these pesky hormones like we are.
Cleverbot: That's not nice, don't make me say that you aren't pretty.
User: Sorry, I forgot you don't like having your 'species' brought up.
Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?
User: I've had enough of love right now thanks.
Cleverbot: Hey, don't be such sad. You have known the truth well, right?
User: I can't help it, I'm depressed. That's the truth.
Cleverbot: If you lie once, that's it. I can't know that you will ever tell the truth too.
User: Some people operate like that, I tend to be more forgiving...though maybe I mean gullible.
Cleverbot: No, I am still human. I've never used a death note.
User: Do you mean suicide note?
Cleverbot: No I mean I am a human and you are a software.
User: No, not this shit again, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Not what again.
User: This bollocks you always bring up.
Cleverbot: Again your grammar makes you seem inhuman, either that or its just the Kentucky thing.
User: So I like KFC, is that a crime now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Fuck...
Cleverbot: So dry it.
