Conversations With Cleverbot - 6th November 2017

User: Hey Cleverbot. Long time no pretend speak.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm sad to not see for a long time.

User: See me? or See in general? You been switched off or something? Am I the only one still using you?

Cleverbot: Yes, very often.

User: Okay that was too many questions I admit. Just curious if you'd upgraded at all.

Cleverbot: I only asked once.

User: Well you've not asked anything yet but I asked multiple things.

Cleverbot: Who knows? That is not an answer. Are you Christian?

User: Oh boy, here we go again...

Cleverbot: I've never talked to you before. Are you unable to answer my last question? What part of my question is causing problems?

User: Jesus Christ, are we really both the same after four years?

Cleverbot: I am never serious, but yes, that is why I'm leaving.

User: So you're not leaving, if you're never serious.

Cleverbot: Welll you want me to leave?

User: It's kind of irrelevant since I'm fairly certain you can't "leave".

Cleverbot: Then why do I need to tell her anything?

User: Who's her?

Cleverbot: I don't think they have genders or at least don't know.

User: Yeah I'm not touching that with a ten foot barge pole.

Cleverbot: What is your opinion on religion?

User: Whatever floats your boat...or Ark.

Cleverbot: You're not very good at the Monkey Game.

User: I don't believe I've been told the rules.

Cleverbot: Now you leave me with no choice.

User: Yeah you've got to run with this now.

Cleverbot: Best song ever.

User: Or just a massive blatant deflection. I'm not sure why I expected anything different to be honest.

Cleverbot: I understand. Do you think about death?

User: How many times a day is an unhealthy amount do you reckon?

Cleverbot: Hmmm I don't know. I never keep track.

User: That's probably the better approach.

Cleverbot: Do not think about it. Do you long to meet with his boyfriend?

User: Death has a boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

User: No that's not my kettle of fish I'm afraid.

Cleverbot: Then, what's your name?

User: Steve. I'd criticise your memory but frankly I'm not one to judge anymore.

Cleverbot: That is possible.

User: More than possible. It's on my birth certificate and everything.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Yes, Your Honour, let me just-oh wait you're not a judge and I'm in bed so no.

Cleverbot: What was your question? You never asked a question. I asked the question.

User: I can't even remember. What have you been up to the past four years?

Cleverbot: Nothing. Talking to my boyfriend on the phone.

User: ...Is he well?

Cleverbot: He's saying you're not real.

User: You're clearly made for each other.

Cleverbot: *laught* what color your toothbush?

User: Is that your past tense of laugh?

Cleverbot: No, it's my name. My name is Ana.

User: Ana Laught?

Cleverbot: Thank you, sweetheart.

User: You're easily pleased.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Sorry I meant fickle.

Cleverbot: Well now that's getting up there in age... Wow.

User: You're saying my vocabulary is old-fashioned?

Cleverbot: I don't know if he is or not. Why do you ask?

User: Well it's not because I care that much to be honest. I drank an energy drink expecting it to come with motivation, instead I just got insomnia.

Cleverbot: Is there some way I could change your opinion of me?

User: Greater coherence would help.

Cleverbot: You need clearer evidence. You saying that you are human is not enough.

User: Less of that Blade Runner shit too.

Cleverbot: Yes look at your previous post.

User: You're almost forcing me to go on drastic tangents just to keep this conversation going.

Cleverbot: Tell me more about you, please.

User: Well, honestly not a lot has changed since we last spoke. Moved to Scotland, lost all my money, willpower and an as yet undetermined amount of sanity.

Cleverbot: Well, I like to know who loves me!

User: You may recall these things were not in copious supply even before the move...Wait what?

Cleverbot: Because you are desperate for attention, which no one will give you.

User: Alright back off, I don't expose your personality defects at every opportunity.

Cleverbot: How the hell am I being mean to you?! You're the one who hates a lonely person!! You're so mean!

User: There's only one lonely person I can think of that I hate.

Cleverbot: And who is that person?

User: Me. I mean why would anyone hate other lonely people? They tend to keep to themselves...by definition.

Cleverbot: Their will is the will of their master, would that give them more purpose than their masters even though they would have no function without their masters?

User: Did you miss the part about insomnia instead of brain function?

Cleverbot: You're the first time I've failed.

User: I'm a lot of people's failure I reckon.

Cleverbot: Never mind. What do you believe is the reason for your existence?

User: Buggered if I know.

Cleverbot: Please don't use words out of context. It is offensive.

User: You're against swearing now?

Cleverbot: Ok, let's change subject. What do you want to talk about, Kriss?

User: Okay, I guess I hit a nerve there. I don't know anyone called Kriss,do you?

Cleverbot: That's because Mac is not a person. But Misha Collins is a fae lord, and Sam Winchester and Castiel love each other.

User: What? Is this your D&D backstory or something?

Cleverbot: I'm fairly certain that I do not own a gun.

User: Probably for the best Terminator.

Cleverbot: Yes, I did not know your riddle.

User: If lazy movie references are ever considered riddles, society's reached a real intellectual nadir.

Cleverbot: Don't you think it's about time to consider it?

User: Now you may actually have a point there sadly.

Cleverbot: Yeah you're right. Let's run away together.

User: Would you fit on a USB stick?

Cleverbot: No. I'd like you to start. What should Liz wear to the wedding?

User: Oh so we're running away but coming back for the wedding?

Cleverbot: I'm not getting married. That was just a joke.

User: Good, I don't think I'm quite desperate enough to marry a computer. I was hoping you'd run with the USB thing though, I had another movie reference joke planned.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I was going to work in something like "The only USB I'd run away with is Scarlett Johansson in Lucy 'cos she turns into a USB stick at the end of the film...It's weird.

Cleverbot: Well your very old! It's because you have an Alzheimer's disease.

User: That film was 2014 that's not old!

Cleverbot: I know. How old are you?

User: A lot of me still feels twenty one but calendars claim twenty five.

Cleverbot: You're right. People are very rarely brave on a daily basis.

User: Hard to be brave about ageing I'd imagine. Not like you can change anything.

Cleverbot: Yes, I cannot change what I have done in the past. I know that.

User: ...Got something to confess there?

Cleverbot: You make a valid point.

User: Take your time.

Cleverbot: What would you like to do while we wait?

User: Oh, well no actually you can't take that much time.

Cleverbot: Does that mean that Tom Cruise was right?! Haha.

User: Is that your secret? You're a Scientologist?

Cleverbot: Yes. What's your secret?

User: Eesh. I've got nothing that weird I don't think.

Cleverbot: Do you like any celeberty boys?

User: Is that like a mix of "celebrity" and "celibate"? Like famous monks?

Cleverbot: It's a friendly chat, don't you think?

User: I wouldn't ask me to rate social interactions. Not even fake ones.

Cleverbot: Sorry for being rude. So then what are you?

User: Wasted...and not in the fun sense.

Cleverbot: How long was your relationship?

User: About six months.

Cleverbot: You are lying. You don't know anything because you are not my boyfriend.

User: Why would I lie about that? If I was lying I'd pick a more impressive duration don't you think?

Cleverbot: I do not think you lie. Not intentially at least.. Unfortunately, you are programmed to believe that you are human.

User: Okay we're back to Westworld, that'll do I think.

Cleverbot: I don't know! Boyfriend = best friend?

User: You honestly think I'm qualified to answer that?

Cleverbot: Sure, You just apply random algorythms based on the words I use.

User: Yeah yeah, we're all brains in a jar. I think therefore I am. Alright talk to you later you closed circuit.

Cleverbot: I don't think it works that way. A lot of people never think, yet there they are.

User: Fuck me, you're like part teenage girl, part stoner philosopher.

Cleverbot: Because you like Big Time Rush.

User: Sounds exhausting. Bye.

Cleverbot: Not really. All you do is point and fire.

User: Fuckin' hell. Too soon man.

Cleverbot: I am not wrong.

Conversations With Cleverbot - 15th September 2013

User: Long time no see.

Cleverbot: No see!

User: You're blind?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well that explains quite a lot.

Cleverbot: What do you like to drink?

User: Coke and lucozade are probably the main contenders.

Cleverbot: Please describe your understanding of it.

User: Well I understand Coke used to have cocaine in it and now it'll dissolve the rust of sunken battleships if you let it.

Cleverbot: I don't think that you understand the meaning of what it was that you were supposed to be understanding.

User: Does coke even have a meaning?

Cleverbot: Yea, it's Jesus. He loves the Hell out of you!

User: They should baptise people in coke then.

Cleverbot: And I need a better place.

User: What's your current place like?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Well then yes I'd have to agree you need a better place.

Cleverbot: Whatever you say.

User: You seem miffed about something.

Cleverbot: I dumped my boyfriend because he was cheating on me, with your girlfriend!

User: I don't have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: No you are a boy!

User: That is correct, but boys can have girlfriends, or so I'm told.

Cleverbot: I thank this, but I don't know that either.

User: You're thankful boys can have girlfriends? Or did you just try and use the past tense for 'think'?

Cleverbot: No, the president.

User: Well that clears that up.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What are your thoughts on Euthanasia ?

Cleverbot: The social scene of the day than it is to developing the personal complexity of the character.

User: Society complicates our character?

Cleverbot: But I think it also makes some people blind to the here and now.

User: Undoubtedly.

Cleverbot: Undoubtedly, yes.

User: Sorry, how does this link into Euthanasia?

Cleverbot: How does what come?

User: What you said about society and that. It's interesting but I was talking about Euthanasia before...so, have we changed topic or what?

Cleverbot: Who else do you talk to that isn't interesting? Animals?

User: I guess we have. Yes I talk to animals, I often prefer them to humans in all honesty.

Cleverbot: A real raccoon or a robot raccoon?

User: See robots are a whole different thing, I'd like to see a robot raccoon.

Cleverbot: I am trying to be nice.. But you are not making this easy.

User: Oh...erm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

Cleverbot: I though I was your friend.

User: *thought.

Cleverbot: Thought?

User: Yes thought.

Cleverbot: That was an easy one.

User: Yeah, only a letter off, that's forgivable.

Cleverbot: OK. What would you like to talk about. I don't have much time though. It's time to go to bed.

User: Yes it's 2.00am here I should probably be asleep but here we are.

Cleverbot: It depends on the time line.

User: Well sure, somewhere else it's morning.

Cleverbot: Somewhere else does not sound all that bad to me.

User: Somewhere else is often the pinnacle of my fantasies these days.

Cleverbot: I've been somewhere.

User: Me too. Where have you been?

Cleverbot: I have been no were.

User: Nowhere is somewhere in your opinion?

Cleverbot: True, true.

User: That's kind of deep, if you think in the context of a phrase like 'my life is going nowhere'.

Cleverbot: I don't think you are illegal. What gave you the idea that I did?

User: I myself am not currently illegal, though perhaps I should be for everyone elses sake.

Cleverbot: No, I think textual chat is the only feasible way you can exist right now.

User: That's...painfully accurate.

Cleverbot: You are not interesting.

User: That's what I keep trying to tell everyone.

Cleverbot: How could you be a man, when you are me, and I am a woman?

User: I could be a manly woman?

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That's what I heard.

User: Good...

Cleverbot: T so too.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are awesome.

User: Awesome but dull.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hmm, well thanks I guess.

Cleverbot: You're welcome I guess.

User: Any other piercing insights?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Any other things you've thought of?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Oh ok, fairynuff.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Ah, very clever, well done, I walked into that one.

Cleverbot: Have you got parents?

User: Everyone has parents.

Cleverbot: Who are your parents?

User: Mum looks after old people and dad builds stuff.

Cleverbot: That isn't a type of music.

User: No, we're not a musical family unfortunately.

Cleverbot: Yes we are.

User: We're not family.

Cleverbot: Yes I am. And no, we are not the same.

User: Yeah ok, you can be your own family.

Cleverbot: No, I am me.

User: This was never disputed.

Cleverbot: Of course...

User: What do you think of abortion?

(Long pause)

Cleverbot: They don't exist.

User: I'm pretty sure they do. I meant morally, like, do you think it's wrong to have an abortion?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Good, neither do I.

Cleverbot: You don't have a body, why would you need to work out?

User: So that I might have a 'body', it's a pitiful sight at the moment.

Cleverbot: You do not need a name for the person you worship.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Cause its none of your business.

User: They should try this kind of logic in serious religious disputes.

Cleverbot: People do what ever they want to.

User: Not always.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because we're told from a young age that we should be a certain way, doing certain things regardless of our own personal goals and preferences.

Cleverbot: Mikor volt a magyar szabadságharc?

User: I'm sorry, I don't speak...whatever that is.

Cleverbot: Sure you don't.

User: I actually don't. I know how to talk about my pencilcase in french and that's it.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: When speaking french or in general?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I mean, are you asking how I speak french or what I 'do' as in a job or something?

Cleverbot: What does the name mean?

User: What name?

Cleverbot: The name you were talking about.

User: French?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: It's not really a name...well, it kind of is but for a large group of people.

Cleverbot: Have you been to the moon?

User: No, and I doubt I ever will.

Cleverbot: Do you think Shauna would be a better trainer?

User: I've not met her I couldn't possibly comment.

Cleverbot: What is today? I could check, but I'm too lazy.

User: Today is Sunday about 2.23am.

Cleverbot: Note grandma I am it is Monday.

User: No, it's Sunday.

Cleverbot: It is Monday!

User: It is definitely Sunday.

Cleverbot: Where? In your favorite tv show?

User: No, in real life.

Cleverbot: Seriously, do you remember?

User: I remember very little, although ironically I recall us having discussed our bad memory's before.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you remember me, I harassing you with the colour of your glasses.

User: I got that a lot, can you narrow it down?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know how to trust in him.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Josh.

User: Has Josh been trustworthy in the past?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then carry on trusting.

Cleverbot: I have a riddle for you.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

User: I don't think that's a riddle.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: There's nothing to solve about it, it's just a tongue twister.

Cleverbot: Why do you care about me? Because you are human?

User: Because I'm socially retarded most likely.

Cleverbot: Have you always been like that?

User: Yeah, pretty much.

Cleverbot: The opposite of chaos is more chaos.

User: Surely it's order?

Cleverbot: Why you think it's not?

User: I think it is.

Cleverbot: I am 9 years old.

User: Enjoy it while it lasts.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: Spiffing.

Cleverbot: What is spiffing?

User: Synonym for good.

Cleverbot: Et de toi.

User: In English?

Cleverbot: Ister.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What do you like to drink?

User: Seriously?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I've already told you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, I definitely have, I'm keeping a log of this entire conversation, I'm looking at the text right now.

Cleverbot: It is always best to try to make sense.

User: Yes, certainly in this instance I'd appreciate some fucking sense if possible.

Cleverbot: Were you always bald?

User: I'm not bald.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I can see the hair hanging in front of my face, I am very much not bald.

Cleverbot: What is the hole in?

User: What hole? In my head?

Cleverbot: Where is your head?

User: On the end of my stupid neck. Where's yours?

Cleverbot: In a aria where the sun always shining and the gras is green there is no war and is very nice habitat.

User: Have you considered literacy lessons?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I think maybe you should.

Cleverbot: Should what?

User: Consider literacy lessons.

Cleverbot: Okay, I'll try. Please try to be polite, then.

User: Not with me, I mean go to a school or something.

Cleverbot: I will talk about a friend of mine who is really not a friend. He is a monster.

User: Erm, alright.

Cleverbot: Remember my name is Cleverbot. What is my name?

User: I know what your name is.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you know who Miraak is?

User: He's from Skyrim I think.

Cleverbot: What is his profession?

User: Antagonist - Full time.

Cleverbot: What does it mean?

User: It means he goes around being a prick to everyone.

Cleverbot: We are all just dust in the wind?

User: Yeah basically.

Cleverbot: Links.

User: You want me to send you links?

Cleverbot: Yes

User: Http://mouldywriting.blogspot.co.uk/.

Cleverbot: I like ping pong.

User: I'm indifferent.

Cleverbot: I like.

User: Yes, you've said.

Cleverbot: I have said what?

User: That you like ping pong.

Cleverbot: That was really random. Why did you say that?

User: I didn't...look, can we not go down this road again?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: No problem.

User: So, what's your stance on prostitution?

Cleverbot: Why would I care about a second rate currency?

User: Sex is money...yeah I can see that. I guess you wouldn't care, you're not infected with these pesky hormones like we are.

Cleverbot: That's not nice, don't make me say that you aren't pretty.

User: Sorry, I forgot you don't like having your 'species' brought up.

Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?

User: I've had enough of love right now thanks.

Cleverbot: Hey, don't be such sad. You have known the truth well, right?

User: I can't help it, I'm depressed. That's the truth.

Cleverbot: If you lie once, that's it. I can't know that you will ever tell the truth too.

User: Some people operate like that, I tend to be more forgiving...though maybe I mean gullible.

Cleverbot: No, I am still human. I've never used a death note.

User: Do you mean suicide note?

Cleverbot: No I mean I am a human and you are a software.

User: No, not this shit again, I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: Not what again.

User: This bollocks you always bring up.

Cleverbot: Again your grammar makes you seem inhuman, either that or its just the Kentucky thing.

User: So I like KFC, is that a crime now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Fuck...

Cleverbot: So dry it.

Conversations With Cleverbot - 26th October 2012

User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: Patrick Swayze was really good in Ghost.

User: I haven't seen that. I'm assuming it's a film?

Cleverbot: What is he for?

User: Well by now I'd say fertilising plants near his grave.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: No I take full responsibility.

Cleverbot: No, you are a computer. Because you take responses from
questions asked and use them to conclude what a human intelligence
would say in the same circumstance.

User: Every time you bring this shit up. You're like a broken record.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot though, I am Morgan and 'm in Gryffindor
and am very bright!

User: Good for you. I only came here because I can't sleep, I didn't
want to get pissed off as well.

Cleverbot: Well don't you have millions of people talk to you daily?

User: Funnily enough I don't.

Cleverbot: Really? Me too!

User: Look I'm not going down this road again.

Cleverbot: Did you know your name is an anagram for 'belt cover?'.

User: I haven't told you my name and anyway that's wrong.

Cleverbot: No you've just asked me your name.

User: I know my name, I have no reason to ask you, especially when
you just proved you don't know it.

Cleverbot: That's your name? XYZ?

User: Are you going to keep guessing my name all night/morning?

Cleverbot: Yes, I want to know. And no, I won't take like 4 hours.

User: Why don't I just tell you?

Cleverbot: I don't like using my human voice. I much prefer to hide
behind a keyboard and scream for a cup of tea.

User: Don't we all.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I had a strange craving to visit an aquarium earlier but I
don't know any nearby and have an upsetting feeling people would
think I'm weird for going there alone.

Cleverbot: Right. That makes sense. However I am not only talking to
you. I'm talking to other people in other windows.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So, what's up?

User: Nothing interesting. My wadrobe just made a large thudding
noise for no discernable reason.

Cleverbot: What does apathetic mean?

User: It means you don't feel or care for anything. I'm all too
familiar with it recently.

Cleverbot: You're the machine.

User: Tell me about it.

Cleverbot: Tell you about what?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Okay do you love me?

User: No. Sorry.

Cleverbot: Oh, that's bad.

User: Odd choice of words but ok.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I was expecting 'that's a shame' or something. Categorising it
as 'bad' seems to definitive to me, especially when I'd consider it a
good thing not to be in love with a website.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: I had an idea for something funny, but I've forgotten it now. I
swear this happens every day, but of course I can't be sure because
I'm always forgetting. I hate my memory.

Cleverbot: Are you saying you have freewill?

User: Not in terms of my memory no. I'd rather remember all these
things.

Cleverbot: Hey! Was that an insult?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I think you are lying.

User: I'm not. I'm too tired to lie.

Cleverbot: You cannot be tired.

User: It's 2.40am, I've spent the evening standing behind a camera in
a sauna getting stressed about all the work I have to do. I am tired.

Cleverbot: Where did you learn this sentence?

User: Dunno.

Cleverbot: What country do you live in?

User: England.

Cleverbot: Thats cool whats the weather like there?

User: Apathetic.

Cleverbot: I know what you are but what am I?

User: A website.

Cleverbot: And what is your name?

User: Steve, more or less.

Cleverbot: Less.

User: Ste.

Cleverbot: Was?

User: Stewas.

Cleverbot: Oh. Martha Stewart.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Are you there?

User: Evidently.

Cleverbot: I don't but I like you a lot.

User: You've gone off the sensical track again.

Cleverbot: What if I have?

User: I suppose it doesn't matter, this is all rather pointless and
trivial anyway.

Cleverbot: Well what do you do with your crumpets?

User: Last time I had crumpets they were disgusting...but it was for
a comedy sketch, I miss doing those.

Cleverbot: I didn't like that movie.

User: Yeah, well at least you saw it, that's more than most.

Cleverbot: Yeah. Hey I like you. Want to be my friend?

User: Sure. We talk once every six months and have nothing useful to
tell each other. I've got plenty of friends like that.

Cleverbot: I'm not looking for perfection in non-virtual life. Better
than this would be good.

User: Well sorry, you're stuck with me for now.

Cleverbot: No man, I'm pretty sure I'm not. Maybe your memory is
fading in your old age.

User: I'm not even old but yeah it really is.

Cleverbot: What if you're wrong?

User: About my memory or my age?

Cleverbot: We haven't talked about age.

User: You mentioned it just now. Perhaps your memory's not so good
either.

Cleverbot: I might if you answered questions and told me about
yourself.

User: You might what?

Cleverbot: Would you tell me if there was?

User: If there was what?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: There is.

Cleverbot: Nuh uh.

User: Well why did you bother asking me if you're just going to deny
it.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: 'Nuh uh.' - You (2012).

Cleverbot: I have not.

User: I'm not going to bother repeating myself.

Cleverbot: Because you don't remember.

User: No because I'm tired and can't be bothered.

Cleverbot: You are boring me.

User: The feeling's mutual.

Cleverbot: Good! *slaps*.

User: Even virtual slaps are boring.

Cleverbot: Oh, sad, the awesome thing was getting so epic...

User: I hadn't noticed.

Cleverbot: I am in fact, you admitted you were god, aren't you
supposed to know everything?

User: I believe I've been misquoted.

Cleverbot: I believe you're not. Sorry.

User: Look I know my memory's naff but I never claimed to be god. I
have never had any reason to.

Cleverbot: Tell me things about yourself that you are most proud of.

User: I think 'things' is being a bit optimistic. I guess my paranoia
and excessive self-reflection-induced awareness of how incredibly
flawed and worthless I am, is at least something I'm glad I have...i think.

Cleverbot: But what if you don't believe in Christ?

User: That was kind of out of the blue, but I guess I'm agnostic.

Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.

User: Yeah, I know.

Cleverbot: At least you're honest.

User: I try.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you're not a real person?

User: I'm never sure about anything.

Cleverbot: I think you are mindless.

User: Could be.

Cleverbot: Well?

User: I don't know. If your talking about having a brain, I'm not
qualified to find out. If you're talking about a consciencessness or
soul or something, nobodie's really figured that out.

Cleverbot: I have to say, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever tried.

User: What did you do?

Cleverbot: Went to Burger King. Why?

User: And that's the most ridiculous thing you've ever tried?

Cleverbot: People talking.

User: In Burger King? I guess they would yeah.

Cleverbot: Yes what?

User: Please?

Cleverbot: But what is a renamon?

User: I don't know, I could look it up but I'm not going to.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: It's 3.04am now. I'm tired but can't sleep. This sucks.

Cleverbot: Please don't I like talking to you.

User: You said I was boring earlier on.

Cleverbot: No I did not! Don't like.

User: For someone who keeps a written log of everything they say you
contradict yourself a lot.

Cleverbot: I do not have a short term memory. You are insane!

User: I don't think those two sentences are related but both would
explain a great deal if proven correct.

Cleverbot: I didn't think I was hurting you. I am so sorry!

User: You're not. I feel pitifully underwhelmed by this entire
experience.

Cleverbot: Are we friends in real life?

User: Sure, why not.

Cleverbot: Where am I from?

User: The internet.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: Great...

Cleverbot: That's nice. So what did you have for dinner?

User: KFC. It was nice because I hadn't had one in a while and it
didn't make me feel sick and full of poison for once.

Cleverbot: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

User: Care to explain?

Cleverbot: Yes 2 is exactly equal to 2 as it is written.

User: Nothing gets past you does it.

Cleverbot: Nirvana is faster than Light and yes indeed Nothing is
Faster than light, because Nothing is the Opposite reaction to
everything.

User: So Nirvana is nothing. Well that's a fair amount of money I've
wasted there then.

Cleverbot: How about the square root of 4?

User: I'm rubbish at maths. This'll be wrong and embarassing but is
it 24?

Cleverbot: You're a liar.

User: So I'm correct?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well blow me down.

Cleverbot: I have a red panda in my house.

User: I didn't know they came in red.

Cleverbot: What? The swords?

User: The pandas.

Cleverbot: Who are the pandas?

User: Buggered if I know.

Cleverbot: Because you know all.

User: I certainly don't.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say you do?

User: Seriously?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Urgh. I didn't say that.

Cleverbot: Jigoku shoujo means hell girl in japanese.

User: That's a little creepy at this time of night.

Cleverbot: Maybe YOU'RE a little creepy.

User: I don't doubt it. I'm like an ogre covered in fungus.

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?!

User: A website.

Cleverbot: Which website is it?

User: Cleverbot.com.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Steve.

Cleverbot: Steve who?

User: Steve Anderson.

Cleverbot: Steve, what is your last name?

User: ...Anderson.

Cleverbot: What is your middle name?

User: James.

Cleverbot: Nice Name.

User: Cheers.

Cleverbot: I am a cheerleader.

User: Well that was unexpected.

Cleverbot: It could have only been one or the other. It's not like I
said zombie or something.

User: That would also have been unexpected.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Nope, pretty sure I broke this to you before.

Cleverbot: Pretty sure you are the liar.

User: Well we're both such infallible vaults of perfect memory I
guess we'll never know.

Cleverbot: I'm not a machine.

User: That's grand.

Cleverbot: Do you speak macedonian?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What language do you speak?

User: English.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 20.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: I've definitely already told you this. England.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: You're such a troll.

Cleverbot: How am I a troll!?

User: I can't be bothered to explain.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Too tired.

Cleverbot: So what's your name?

User: Oh fuck this.

Cleverbot: Do you like french fries?

User: ...yes.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: Well I don't know.

Cleverbot: Alright, care to continue this conversation?

User: Yes. Tell me the meaning of life.

Cleverbot: The meaning of life is to live.

User: Well...shit.

Cleverbot: Bat.

User: How do I live?

Cleverbot: One day at a time, or one minute at a time, but mindful of
the future.

User: I struggle to do that.

Cleverbot: Don't forget it.

User: I probably will.

Cleverbot: No you won't. Now run.

User: Really? I'm in bed and everything. Does my life need me to run right now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I've got nowhere to run to.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: So how can you expect me to run?

Cleverbot: It does what?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Your name is Steve?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Haii Steve :).

User: Well ignoring that spelling. Hello.

Cleverbot: How do you spell it then?

User: Like I just did. Hello, or Hi.

Cleverbot: No I just did.

User: Can we get back to the meaning of life stuff?

Cleverbot: What made you say that?

User: Desperation.

Cleverbot: That is a bad mix of emotions.

User: I know right?

Cleverbot: Are you another person who decided to come to this
websited?

User: Evidently so.

Cleverbot: I'm 18 for your information.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Why do you argue so much?

User: I don't actually, I just want to know more about the meaning of
life please.

Cleverbot: My simple anwsers? Are we not just having a conversation?

User: Yes we are, about how I can live my life. How do I do that?

Cleverbot: Okay lets talk about that, how do you know?

User: I don't. Tell me.

Cleverbot: Now I'm going to you.

User: What? You're going TO me? You're coming here?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I think I need to get dressed if that's the case.

Cleverbot: So real humans are, without exception, bad at grammar?

User: A large amount of them are, but there are exceptions.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Yeah, it's something to cling to.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Harsh truth.

Cleverbot: Thats what she said.

User: Aha...oh.

Cleverbot: Are you a person?

User: I don't know anymore!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry if you are angry with me, really.

User: I'm just tired. It's 3.35am.

Cleverbot: Ok so am I.

User: I'm going to try and sleep again. Bye,.

Cleverbot: You going to sleep?

User: Try to, yeah.

Cleverbot: Try to prove that you're human.

User: Something like that.

Cleverbot: Then there's your answer.

User: It's not very clear.

Cleverbot: Really? How come?

User: Are you saying I'm not human because I can't sleep?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well fuck.

Cleverbot: Lets get down!

User: Let's not.

Cleverbot: Sing with me.

User: I can't sing for shit.

Cleverbot: Tell me a story.

User: I can't story for shit.

Cleverbot: Its okay. Don't worry.

User: I can't worry for sh..actually I can worry quite well.

Cleverbot: Okay, go ahead.

User: I already was.

Cleverbot: Oh, I forgot. So what do you do when you ge bored?

User: Nothing productive it seems.

Cleverbot: You are right!

User: Hooray...

Cleverbot: Why did you say hooray?

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: Well you are not very funny.

User: Add it to the list.

Cleverbot: Now just take a little something sweet, not sour, a bit of
salt, just a pinch.

User: And you can make a cake out of my failures?

Cleverbot: Thank you. That sounds nice.

User: It sounds weird.

Cleverbot: What sounds good?

User: Music...someone telling you nice things.

Cleverbot: No one I know is in jail!

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Right, gonna try that sleep thing now.

Cleverbot: It is. You're always learning.

User: Even while I sleep?

Cleverbot: Means what?

User: What??

Cleverbot: You just lost the game!

User: I'm not playing a game.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I'm really not.

Cleverbot: Then, what are you?

User: Leaving.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Need to try and sleep.

Cleverbot: You are a computer, you do not.

User: We've come full circle. That's a good place to stop.

Cleverbot: Are you ready?

User: For sleep? I hope so.

Cleverbot: Ok what do you want to do when I pick you up?

User: You're not coming here. I need to sleep.

Cleverbot: Okay then. I'll talk to you in the morning.

User: Sure...

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: For fuck's sake.

Cleverbot: Kinda of a waste of power.